I was told I could only publish this photo if I told the story about how it came to be taken, which I feel is only fair. I was in Miami back in December and my friend Josie Jacobs told me she was at a bar down the street with her friend trying to talk some dudes into showing her and her friend their cocks. They were chickening out. When I showed up I told her I would show her my balls if she would show me her boobs which seemed funny. Somehow it got negotiated to where I would get to take a photo of her boobs if I showed them my dick. Her and her lady friend then unzipped my pants and actually pulled my flaccid penis out right as the bar turned on the lights for last call and a bunch of people including the bar tender saw me standing there with my dick out. Good times. Happy topless Tuesday.